Ronnie Wood claims bandmates have forgotten how to play

Ronnie Wood claims bandmates have forgotten how to play: "Ronnie Wood claims his Rolling Stones bandmates Mick Jagger and Keith Richards have forgotten how to play their greatest hits. The 60-year-old bassist has to remind the rockers which notes to play on classic tracks such as 'Satisfaction' and 'Brown Sugar' - even though they wrote them."

This is why the Elderly Brothers keep a big book with all of our tunes on stage, in a very large, easy-to-read font.

Of course, the journalist for this Bang Showbiz article has his/her own issues: since when is Ron Wood the bassist?