Band names

This article from SFGate.com discusses the relative merits of various band names, a topic that comes up frequently at Elderly Brothers practice sessions. Among the various names we've discussed:

• The Incontinentals


• Pink Floyd the Barber


• The Eagles But Not the Real Eagles


• The FuckYous


• Los Hermanos Borachos (Translation: The Drunk Brothers)


• The Pacemakers, But the Kind for Your Heart, Rather Than Gerry and The Pacemakers


• The Beertles


• I Love You But I Have Chosen Beer

...and several others I can't recall at the moment. Maybe the other Brothers will weigh in...